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RTS
Real-Time Strategy. Refers to a strategy-based computer game, generally involving management of an army or civilization.
Command & Conquer is an RTS.
by Geoff January 19, 2003

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Ready to Slay
Paurush is going to Last Resort tonight, he must be RTS
by BruhBruh November 08, 2014

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Rub, Tug, Scrub. When you go to a massage parlor/day spa (likely Asian) and get a shitty massage, table shower and happy ending (jerked off till completion).
Derrick went to get an RTS after work. He skipped the rub and went straight for the tug. Only $40 for half hour!

After drinking with the boys we all got RTS's. Woke up feeling refreshed af.
by TBluntz March 16, 2017

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Return to Sender. What you reply when someone sends you a text message and you don't want to hear anything the sender has to say.
Tom just got a text message from his girl saying that she doesn't wanna be together anymore. He replied RTS and kept it moving.
by Zinkyyyy July 07, 2009

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Rock Tit's, When a girls nipples are so hard you can see them through her shirt. Often happens in the cold or if a girl has more pokey nipples and doesnt wear a bra. May even happen during erousal of a woman. Many guys get RT's too in cold.
John: "Oh man did you see Madi's RT's?"

Alex: "Yeah those are Bonerific!"
by SuperDART May 09, 2008

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RT's is short for Retard Tingles, or the sensation one gets after watching something painfully embarrassing and stupid. This type of feeling usually follows incredibly dumb commercials, music videos, embarrassing home movies, or Animal Planet.
"Ew, man, a Fitness Made Simple commercial."
"RT's dude, RT's."
by Kaffwin January 14, 2006

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RTS is an initialism for Real Trap Sh*t. It is used as a hashtag, #RTS, when describing a track that is significantly more crunk than modern day hip-hop beats. It is also used to make the distinction in separating really good trap tracks from generic and poorly produced trap tracks.
These young money instrumentals aren't cutting it. Time for some #RTS.

Trap Virgin: Harlem Shake by Baauer is the best trap song ever!
Trap Enthusiast: I mean it's ok. Listen to Carnage, Bro Safari, and Flosstradamus.
Trap Virgin: Damn son, where'd ya find this?

See Real Trap Sh*t for more info.
by Non_Serviam November 24, 2013

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