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something that looks like a dot but is made up of words and instructions that never stop
a circle thats colored in with words which looks like a blob
by poop shoot sally March 01, 2011
To fill a ton of condoms with water, then place them all on a person's front lawn or porch in the middle of the night.
Are we gonna Blob Tom's house? He deserves it for being a total douche.
by pierro66 December 06, 2010
a disporportioned person
Becky, what a blob!
by who are we? February 05, 2010
A person who is a bit fat but can tank (barge) through crowds of people and can body slam people out the way while his friends push him forward as fast as possible.
Guy1: quick move a blob is coming.
Guy2: shit am gona get tanked.
Guy1: hey blob come here, il help you tank through these people
Blob: sure.
<proceeds to tank (barge) everyone out the way>
by SomeKidYouDon'tKnow August 12, 2011
A less pompous version of the word blog.
Jeremy writes a blob because his essays are so well researched and long that they can't be inserted onto a chat board. They deserve a collecting bin of their own.
by definitionofbear August 07, 2010
Blob = A Cute Thing. Not Fat And Awesome Friend, Who Everyone Should No Aint FAT Cuz Thats Bull Shyt.


Eg Joel The BLOB
by Lilo. June 20, 2010
"The Blob" is a movie that has been twice made, once in the 50s, and again later in the 20th century by horror film director John Carpenter. The story is loosely based (very loosely) on the H.P. Lovecraft short story "The Colour out of Space," and concerns a life-sucking, flesh dissolving blob of protoplasm that arrives inside a meteorite.
If you've read "The Colour out of Space," don't bother seeing either version of the Blob - they twice butchered Lovecraft's artistry.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006