verb
1. to inject silicone, saline, or air into one's penis.

2. to create collages and nonspecific art pieces involving pictures of silicone, saline, or air injected penises.

noun
1. the male genitalia itself post silicone, saline, or air injection.
verb
1. "I'm going to blob myself tonight after dinner up in my room."
2. "I blobbed on my computer last night 'til the sun came up."

noun
1. "Did you see the size of that guy's blob?"
by H_steele March 06, 2010

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a common name for a condom
jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?
by mr X March 27, 2005

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A blob is a basic last option bae when it's coming to the end of the night and u want a quick fuck
As ksi said in laid in America "tamatha is a complete blob"
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Basic.Last.Option.Bae: a guy/girl that you would never have sex with,but when the night is coming to an end, you start to consider that person
Guy 1: The Party is almost over and I still haven't had sex yet!
Guy 2: Just do it with "Girl 1" she's a complete B.L.O.B
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by Jrizzy Jrake August 24, 2016

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verb. To cry, especially to cry uncontrollably.
When I heard that Robin Williams killed himself, I just started blobbing all over the place.
by orphantasy November 07, 2014

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A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.
You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob
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(v.) to blob. to move in a drunken stupor in a way very similar to an aoemeba or a blob of goo. to roll/slide around shapelessly and unbalanced when extremely wasted or just very fat.
Joe had so much to drink that he kept blobbing off the couch onto the floor.

Ted blobbed into the room after downing 25 shots of tequlia and practically melted onto the bed.

Bob was so fat he had to blob out of his chair since his legs couldnt support him.
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