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The Blitzkrieg is when the man, during intercourse, takes both hands and other appendages, along with his penis and proceeds to shove them all into the womans vagina at the same time.
Dude, I don't think she will ever be able to recover from that blitzkrieg.

Man, I tanked her last night with The Blitzkrieg.
by Rick Clanderfield August 27, 2011
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When you're bumping uglies with a girl and you're about to climax, shout "BLITZKRIEG!!!" and have a group of friends run into the room and zap her with tazers.
That bitch is so stupid i blitzkriegged her for the eighth time and she still comes back for more.
by Scroto Hoebaggins November 19, 2004
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An underrated NWOBHM band, that is only known because of a dumb Metallica cover.
Blitzkrieg is awesome, better than that shitty Iron Maiden.
by Mephysto July 02, 2009
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When you're walking down the sidewalk, you find the ugliest girl and about two feet before you pass her you rip ass.
Dude 1 (walking): There she is...
Dude 2 : Not again...
(Two feet before ugly chick)
Dude 1: Blitzkrieg.
(Two feet after Dudes walk by)
Ugly Girl: OMG! WTF is that smell!
by BlitzkriegBop October 15, 2008
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Bend a girl over a desk and fuck her in the ass. Then take your dick out and fuck her in the pussy while she shits from a stretched open ass hole. Then spread her ass cheeks, cum in her asshole, then turn her over and shit in her mouth.
...and then i bent her over and gave her a blitzkrieg right on Sister Hill's desk.
by The Pirate January 06, 2005
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When other people get you so shitfaced you can't stand.
Opposite of scorched-earth.
Tomato Head: "Let's get blitzkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, GO AWAY"
by the pork shop December 12, 2009
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To fuck a respectable girl and then burn down her house and kill her family.
I totally blitzkrieged Mary the other night.
by Mantaray6 December 06, 2008
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