To castrate your dead grandfather in an open field, then take the testicles and fry them in a wok until golden brown, and proceed to feed them, with gravy, to your blind, feeble grandmother.
Holy shit dude, I can't believe you would actually do something like blargasnarful!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'