Someone who takes advantage of relationship problems or issues by first charming your girlfriend into thinking he's a great guy, then liquoring her up and taking her to a hooka bar while you are not around
"I leave for two days and that jackass Blake is already trying to move in on my girl"
by Crabby Mike December 07, 2009
1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.

2. See also Douche Bag

Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo

Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super
Kelsey: My boyfriend Blake is so cool!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!
by ScottWho? November 20, 2009
a real dick head, has no fucking life and cant get any
Damn look at that blake over there reading a book.
Look at that blake who thinks hes a legit pimp,dick.
by ohh hellyeah December 28, 2009
Probally the gayest person on the face of the earth, Can be found in dark hallways giving dudes reach arounds for free, not good at anything but bonning dudes
eeww gross those two dudes are doing the blake with each other
by DankSnatch February 04, 2010
Blake is a scenester, who thinks everything is gay.
BUT he is really adorable ;D
"Hi i'm Blake and i like men"
by peniusfuck May 02, 2009
A total asshole that dates girls only to get to their best friends.
person 1: "Hey their Blake."
blake: "hey"
person 1: "this is my friend"
by welloshproom March 11, 2009
A complete douche bag that will use you for sex, and only sex. He'll tell you he "loves you" and what not, make-out here and there; only to do this to get in your pants.
Don't trust a Blake.
Girl: -calls bf- BLAKE!!!!
Blake: What now, baby?
Girl: I'm soo bored!
Blake: Come over to my house and we can keep each other company... If you know what I mean..
Girl: UGH! You sick perv! -hangs up-
by freakypooofuck January 07, 2009

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