6 definitions by Mycoxafloppin

ass hair

When you grow hair on your ass.

I went to fuck her ass and she had a shit ton of ass hair.

by Mycoxafloppin February 18, 2021

Bratwurst Bun

Typically, the term Bratwurst Bun is used to describe a woman who has gotten to where they are by putting a mans "Bratwurst" in their "Buns". In short, a woman that has more meat in her then an entire deli.

Girl 1: "Hey, can you believe that new car Brit has?"
Girl 2: "Oh please, she was only able to get it because she's Zack's little Bratwurst Bun."

by Mycoxafloppin July 17, 2021

Sciddly

When you slap your balls against the wall right as you cum, making a little scid sound.

"Bro, me and my grandpa were hanging out and I legit did a sciddly.

by Mycoxafloppin February 18, 2021

Blake

A big ol' dicked man that usually swings his schlong like a helicopter. He also enjoys porn and milk with cookies. He pimps, not simps, and he is probably jerking off as he types this.

Im Blake

by Mycoxafloppin February 18, 2021

BDG

The Big Dick Club. They once populated all of Ireland, till their extinction in 1702 by suicide. "The BDG is an awe inspiring group, and we should aspire to be more like them. It is remarkable digging up their antique artifacts, and discovering their big dicked way of life." -- Geologist Barbara Clementine at the Big Dick Club digging grounds. You can visit these grounds today, for a short price of 25 dollars a person.

Have you heard about the ancient culture of the BDG?

by Mycoxafloppin February 18, 2021

Asian Weener

A small Vienna sausage that nobody really wants to eat because it's just too small.

Bro, we were eating dinner and it's sad to see all those asian weeners go to waste

by Mycoxafloppin February 18, 2021