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A total asshole that dates girls only to get to their best friends.
person 1: "Hey their Blake."
blake: "hey"
person 1: "this is my friend"
Blake: "SURE I'LL DATE YOU"
by welloshproom March 11, 2009
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a blake is a person who will shrivle up and or explode when exposed to sunlight or radiation. a blake will also have feet simalar to that of "froto baggins" and will unknowingly put his feet right in front of your mouth like a total jackass. another distinct characteristic of a blake is a putrid smell of rotting pigs feet and sweaty sumo wrestlers. a blake will ackwnoledge that he smells this way but wont do shit about it!
"man you smell like a blake"
"ya sorry"
"well take a damn shower"
"OK"
NEXT DAY
"hey did you take shower"
"ya....smell me" (after smelling you experience gag reflex)
"you still smell like ass and get your feet out of my face"
"ok sry"
by quest 111111111111111 April 05, 2008
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Omg u have a Blake
by Live love May 28, 2014
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The baddest mother fucker to walk the high seas. He punched Jesus in the dick and shat on his grave. He then fucked Mary and made the second cumming. God weeps for him. Satan worships. However, he has a baby dick.
Blake: Aw shit dude, I just fucked the virgin Mary
Hot chick: Too bad you have a baby dick
by BootyMcgee November 13, 2013
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Another term for a man's Penis, Often replacing an Arrow to the knee.
Man1: You shouldve done that before you took an arrow to the knee.

Man2: It isnt an arrow, you dumbass, it is a blake.
by TehGOOSE December 28, 2011
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Blake is a slang word they use in engand which means a male who likes to give another male a blowjob and who would stick there penis up another males ass, another word for this would be homosexual.
man that blake kid is a real blake!
by Tugger craft February 09, 2009
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Someone who got physically powned by a seventh grade pussy. Used to describe some who cant fight or got owned.
Dude, you see that kid over there? He got totally Blaked!!!
by Mach ( mitchel, zach ) May 02, 2009
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