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Half of a Quarthex, as seen in SMBC comic #854. Plural: Bithexes.
Q: What's a Quarthex?
A: Two Bithexes.
Bithex by indefinable October 19, 2009
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bithead1000 

When you watch a bithead1000 video on youtube.. You are watching the greatest video game show in the history of human civilization.... WITH A 4K FACE!!!!!
Bithead1000 has the best youtube channel
bithead1000 by Twanbiz January 18, 2019
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Someone who is only interested in Cryptocurrency. Often has tendencies to egocentrism and in extreme cases can sound like some cultist
A & B: Hey! What have you been up to lately? We haven't heard of you for ages!
C: Have you heard about Bitcoin? You must've it's all over the news. Since I started using it I exchanged all my Fiat to Crypto and I feel so much better now without those banks.
B: OK... Sounds... nice...
C: Also I set up my own mining farm, which is using heavy oil I found in an abandoned ship. But don't worry it's 100% green, I bought certificates. And it also only needs 90% of the energy those banks use. But it's still open for beginners because only 1% of humanity is using it right now. But I tell you it's gonna be big!
A & B: Yeah... we must go now...

A: C totally became a Bithead!
B: Yes, we should stay away from him.
Bithead by xy0 August 26, 2021

Bitextual 

When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.
Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?

Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute

This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!

By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!
Bitextual by AJets December 16, 2008

Bitsexual 

Sexuality on the ace spectrum, someone who is only sexually attracted to someone for the 'funny lol's', or for the bit.
Person A:"are ypu attracted to me?"
Person B:"well, im bitsexual, so only if its funny"
Bitsexual by Hoozel December 16, 2022

bithellian 

Anti-crunch / anti-iron fist approach to managing anything.
Luke is a great director to work for as he uses a bithellian approach.
bithellian by vannoted August 17, 2020

Bishexual 

Attracted to bishounens.
Most Otaku are bishexual.
Bishexual by GG Crono 4 February 15, 2004
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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