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Draftdodger. Adulterer. Liar. The most immoral President who turned the White House into a joke. A Democrat and former Governor of Arkansas characterized as a womanizer who can't keep his wandering eyes and crotch off other women besides his overbearing wife. Was impeached after being put on trial in the U.S. Senate in 1998 for the obstruction of justice and lying under oath in the Paula Jones deposition. He is regared with an adulterous affair with intern named Monica Lewinsky in which he recieved, at minimumm, a blow job from her in the Oval Office. This evidence was used in his impeachment trial. famous for his dishonest words to the American public by saying, "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky. I never told anyone to lie, not a single time. These allegations are false." His corruption makes him popular in Hollywood. He was aquitted in early 1999. Some of his other women include Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones and Jennifer Flowers.
Key events during his 8 year tenure as President:
the signing of NAFTA
the firing of Joycelyn Elders, the Surgeon General
signing of the Camp David Accords
the "suicide" of Vincent Foster
the shut down of the government
sending miscles in Iraq to cover his troubles with Lewinsky
the Whitewater scandal
the compound fire against the Branch Davidians in Waco, TX
the bombing of the Mura Federal building in OKC
the 1st bombing of the WTC
putting gays in the military

Bill Clinton is disgusting and one of the worst Preidents as a result, in my opinion.
by krock1dk August 07, 2007
 
1.
To get a blowjob while at work.
I heard Jay Sardi got a Bill Clinton the other day.
by Walker October 03, 2004
 
2.
The Best Damn Thing To Happen To America Since The Forced Resignation of Republican President Nixon

A man who actually gave a DAMN about minorites (Ruined When Bush Ignored Minorities' Pleas During Hurricane Katrina), women (Ruined when Bush endored the idea that only rightful place for women is in the household), poor (Ruined when poverty rate increased during Bush's administration), civil rights (ruined when Bush allowed domestic spying on AMERICANS, peaceful anti-war protest meetings, etc. without APPROVAL OF COURT), economy (ruined when bush took office), gas (ruined when bush took office and got worse when bush let oil companies do w/e the hell they want), and Americans in General (Ruined when .]bush said "ur doin' a heck of a job Brownie!")

Many critics point out he was a nasty god-less pervert because he had an affair with a woman and that he shoudlve been impeached...now let us take this into persepctive...

"Crimes of Presidents"
Clinton: Had his dick sucked--Impeachment
Bush: Lied About WMDS in Iraq, +2100 american troops dead, Allowed ILLEGAL Domestic Spying on Americas, Did Not Respond Quickly To Hurricane Katrina, +1000 hurricane victims dead, Gave In To Corrupt Oil Companies, "ur doin a heck of a job brownie!"--None...YET
Republican: Bill Clinton shoudlve been convicted of his crimes!!!
Democrat: If Bill Clinton "SHOULD HAVE" been convicted of his "crimes", then George Bush SHOUD'VE been tortured and hanged for his crimes...
by Marcos1779 January 01, 2006
 
3.
The act of smoking marijuana, but not inhaling, and therefore not getting high
Dude, Joseph just pulled a Bill Clinton.
by Rey November 30, 2004
 
4.
the act of getting fallatio (a blow job) in a forbidden place.
I got a Bill Clinton on the school balcony.
Bill Clinton got a Bill Clinton in the Oval Office from Monica Lewinsky, and now that guff slut, butchi has her own T.V. show.

My friend got a Bill Clinton in the plan bathroom, and is now a part of the Mile High club.
by Kevin Clowser April 22, 2003
 
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1. 42nd president of the United States. Bill Clinton Ushered in the Age of the "world wide web" and was the first US president to send an Email (March 1993).

2. Although famous for a sex scandal that included oral sex among other acts with several secretaries, Clinton accomplished several tasks, for which he was either hated or loved, depending on the party.

3. Bill Clinton Waged rather successfully two Wars, Bosnia and Kosovo, which like Reagan, no one remembers. He managed to save thousands of American lives by using the Star Wars strategy of Ronald Reagan.

4. Clinton was the first U.S. president to allow Gays in the Military with his "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy in the 1990s.

5. Clinton was elected shortly after an Appearance on the Arsenio Hall show, where he played a Saxaphone on live Television.

6. Clinton's Vice President Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet, and the Environment, but he was only half right. (See Al Gore).

7. Clinton fired Janet Reno for suggesting masterbation be made socially acceptable and taught in schools.
"When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale."

"The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth."

"'We're not inflicting pain on these fuckers,' Clinton said, softly at first. 'When people kill us, they should be killed in greater numbers.'
by Noire January 14, 2005
 
6.
#1 fan of McDonalds.
Bubba loves the big mac.
by Hiswife April 22, 2005
 
7.
A pot-smoking ex-president who always has sex on his mind.
Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite word?
A: Oral.
by Radical Republican February 01, 2005