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Beforgasm 

Any powerful sensation of pleasure achieved before orgasm, especially during befornication. Could technically happen anywhere at anytime.

Alternate definition, a premature ejaculation. Perhaps experienced at a beforgy.
Girl 1: So how was Steve last night?
Girl 2: Oh he's so easy to please. I sucked on his ear for a second and you'd swear he had a beforgasm.
Beforgasm by tedophile March 10, 2010
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Björgasm 

The strangely sexual noises that Björk makes when lyrics can't quite convey how she feels, notably the screams in 'It's Oh So Quiet' and in 'Coccoon' where she seems to be singing throughout climax.
'whoooooooooo would have aaaaaaaaah ahhh ah ah' *heavy breathing*

example of a björgasm
Björgasm by can'treallytalk February 25, 2011
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beergasm 

Beergasm: (beer orgasm) The shudder you get when having your first sip of beer. you may also get one with your second sip of beer, otherwise known as a multiple beergasm.
"I just had a beergasm"
beergasm by Grassy J. Hammond April 17, 2007
v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".
Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep
borgasm by Stampy April 15, 2005
Studying Biology to the point where all kinds of information is cramped into your tiny head and attain ultimate bios satisfaction.
He had a biorgasm the night before the big examination and didn't wake up until the time of the exam.
biorgasm by hythehyped January 5, 2011
a mediocre orgasm; one that is boring. Usually occurs when a woman's vagina is extremely wide or fugly. Also, when masturbating, the man is not very horny and is just trying to pass time.
"dude your girlfriend's so fucking fat and ugly, i just had a borgasm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time fucking her."
The reaction of hysterical young female fans to the Swedish tennis player Bjorn Borg
Bjorn Borg has walked onto Centre Court and half the crowd is having a borgasm
Borgasm by Alekto January 2, 2010
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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