Beer Speed
Beer Speed by Joe P May 24, 2004
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Speed Beer is a relatively new drinking made up by Jeph Jaques for his comic "Questionable Content".
It involves sledding and a hell of a lot of beer.
You Will Need:
-A big snowy hill
-Cookie Pans/ Cafeteria Trays/ Sleds
-A lot of beer (A keg will do nicely)
-A designated person to make sure you don't get hypothermia from passing out in the snow
-Plastic Cups
The rules are fairly simple:
-Take your beer, and sleds (Cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill.
-Fill your cup
-Now sled while holding your cup!
-When you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup
-Repeat this process in turns
Build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.
It involves sledding and a hell of a lot of beer.
You Will Need:
-A big snowy hill
-Cookie Pans/ Cafeteria Trays/ Sleds
-A lot of beer (A keg will do nicely)
-A designated person to make sure you don't get hypothermia from passing out in the snow
-Plastic Cups
The rules are fairly simple:
-Take your beer, and sleds (Cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill.
-Fill your cup
-Now sled while holding your cup!
-When you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup
-Repeat this process in turns
Build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.
Tom: Well Jim, I bought all this beer for the BBQ today, but it's snowing out!
Jim: No worries, Tom! We can always invite everyone to play Speed Beer.
Jim: No worries, Tom! We can always invite everyone to play Speed Beer.
Speed Beer by Waffle S. April 23, 2009
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