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Beer Digger 

A person who mooches beer or alcohol on a continual basis and never reciprocates. A self induced mental illness leading to emotional challenges that cause unstable relationships regardless of the level of intimacy of the relationship (ie: friends w benefits, buddy, lover, etc). Beer Diggers are easy to wrangle and tame. They don't ever go to sleep; they just pass out. Beer Digger will conveniently forget that you laced them with free drinks all night.
1. That insert appropriate gender here is nothing but a Beer Digger. When the booze ran out, they bounced.
2. I found a Beer Digger passed out in a Burger King bathroom floor.
3. I bought that Beer Digger drinks last night and s/he can't even remember my name.
Beer Digger by L1LU July 16, 2014

Beernigger 

/headline: German nationalism on the rise/
USA: We must stop the beerniggers
Beernigger by Vincur July 9, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012