Beer Bender
Beer Bender by MegaMassMan October 7, 2011
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Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"
Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."
Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."
Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."
Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."
beertender by TodiRow February 21, 2011
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beertender
One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.
beertender by @catfur June 28, 2012
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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