And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.
Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.
by Canadian Booze Hound October 24, 2008
An alcoholic beverage that allows people to temporarily escape reality for a few hours. Contains very little alcohol per volume, so you need about 50 oz to really get drunk.
I drank 2 12 oz bottles of beer last night but still didn't get drunk! What bullshit, that crap was nasty too.

I drank 6 12 oz bottles and am drunk out of my mind.
by gin gent October 18, 2008
1. A drink that makes you warm, drowsy, and fun. Then, come the hangovers...

2. A drink you drink normaly, or, your drink. What you drink all the time.
1. Dude! I had so much beer last night! I have such a hang-over!!!

2. Dude 1: Hey man, what's your beer?
Dude 2: My beer is (insert name brand here)!
by JoeMarcello November 03, 2007
Something 99.9% of college kids use to have fun because their personalities aren't appealing enough to have fun with.
People who drink beer every day in college are most likely very uninteresting people. 100% of the hilarious things I do, I am sober while doing them. If drinking is your life in college, you need one.
by Fiesta Facelift October 04, 2004
Beer is an alcoholic drink made out of water, yeast, water and malt. Beer has about 5% alcohol. The best beer is brewed by the Rothaus brewery in Black Forest, Germany.
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
the magnificent drink that keeps us between hard liquor and chick or 2
you drink beer in a strike out (bong hit slam beer shot of 151 then let out bong hit)
by budsmoker420 March 10, 2009
Just like pizza is the true sacred, forbidden food of the god's(not ambrosia), beer is the real drink of the god's(not nectar as it's popularly described).
Without question, the greates invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

-Dave Barry
by doomrider7 April 03, 2007

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