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64.
Any chemical substance which after it has been taken, causes one to come and edit definitions in urban dictionary.
Hey, I am high on beer, I need to pee first then go to urban dictionary and edit the definition of beer.
by Vinotemia the naija doctor February 19, 2011
 
65.
a malted liquor that gets you drunker quicker, it comes in bottles and cans, most can cant get enough of it, people like to chug it, makes men think that we're man, the ultimate courage giver and beautifier
This beer is making that fat chick look like a 10
by ayran race October 18, 2010
 
66.
The reason I wake up in the morning, and the reason i pass out at night.
STFU and drink some beer!!
by Halley Barrey October 29, 2009
 
67.
Also know as brew. A liquid more necessary than blood, makes everything more interesting and adds meaning to life.
Another shot, another beer is all that I have planned
by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009
 
68.
Helping ugly people have sex since the 17 century.
John got laid last night because she had too many beers.
by Johannarin December 10, 2010
 
69.
A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.

Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!
by MissCaliBrownie April 08, 2010
 
70.
And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.
Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.
by Canadian Booze Hound October 24, 2008