a malted liquor that gets you drunker quicker, it comes in bottles and cans, most can cant get enough of it, people like to chug it, makes men think that we're man, the ultimate courage giver and beautifier
This beer is making that fat chick look like a 10
by ayran race October 18, 2010
The reason I wake up in the morning, and the reason i pass out at night.
STFU and drink some beer!!
by Halley Barrey October 29, 2009
Also know as brew. A liquid more necessary than blood, makes everything more interesting and adds meaning to life.
Another shot, another beer is all that I have planned
by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009
main reason why ugly people have sex
i drank 12 1-packs and screwed this fat chick. It was great
by doober May 14, 2003
A great tasting beverage that can lead to getting you buzzed and drunk. People have different tolerance levels making it hard to detect who is drunk or not. There are different levels of drunk. There's the standard level of 'drunk', 'more drunk' and then it skips all the way up to 'shitfaced'. When at the level of 'shitfaced' you tend to puke/pass out/not remember anything. It can be fun until you end up in the middle of nowhere with your shirt and shoes missing. Some beers are great to enjoy but there's always a reason people are drinking, and that is to get to the level of 'shitfaced'.
Person 1: Oh man I had some great beer the other day!
Person 2: I'm surprised you remember you were so shitfaced!
by Paintcrazy23 August 26, 2013
Helping ugly people have sex since the 17 century.
John got laid last night because she had too many beers.
by Johannarin December 10, 2010
A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.

Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!
by MissCaliBrownie April 08, 2010

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