a malted liquor that gets you drunker quicker, it comes in bottles and cans, most can cant get enough of it, people like to chug it, makes men think that we're man, the ultimate courage giver and beautifier
This beer is making that fat chick look like a 10
by ayran race October 18, 2010
The reason I wake up in the morning, and the reason i pass out at night.
STFU and drink some beer!!
by Halley Barrey October 29, 2009
Also know as brew. A liquid more necessary than blood, makes everything more interesting and adds meaning to life.
Another shot, another beer is all that I have planned
by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 16, 2009
Helping ugly people have sex since the 17 century.
John got laid last night because she had too many beers.
by Johannarin December 10, 2010
A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.

Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!
by MissCaliBrownie April 08, 2010
And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.
Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.
by Canadian Booze Hound October 24, 2008
An alcoholic beverage that allows people to temporarily escape reality for a few hours. Contains very little alcohol per volume, so you need about 50 oz to really get drunk.
I drank 2 12 oz bottles of beer last night but still didn't get drunk! What bullshit, that crap was nasty too.

I drank 6 12 oz bottles and am drunk out of my mind.
by gin gent October 18, 2008

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