A song by American ska-punkers Reel Big Fish. A song about getting over past loves and moving, with the help of the western hemispheres favourite drink.
She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me
So..? but I guess he changed her mind
Well i should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(And she said)
It's ok boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer
by anon January 02, 2004
A unit of measurement equal to the amount of time OR money that something requires. Requires a sliding scale as the purchase price of beer may vary depending on location.
The train from Brussels to Amsterdam is four beers long.

The Hostel near the Red Light District costs about 12 beers a night.
by the wiremother February 03, 2010
Unbelievably,this is the singular of beer!(if spoken by gerry)
Yo conors, d'ya want a beers?

Three beer, two beer, one Beers
by Kunstable August 06, 2007
Beer; best for the use of a mini-ramp session. To be drank in sk8-hi's and flannel attire. Drink in large quantities for fullest enjoyment. Use for locking in clean ass back smiths. Makes reverting easier.
Fuck boy, you know that beer get me all rez'd out!!
Pb-R is the new Pb&j.
Lemme fuck with summa dat OE, i'm from da old skoo brotha!
40 oz liquid bread.
That front feeble 270 out was dope homeboy, swig on my Mickies if you wanna.
by apewrangler April 03, 2008
A beverage that can not be purchased, but only rented.
As Jimmy Jack headed for the can, he told his buddy, "Watch my beer, Ermal. I'm goin' to pay my rent."
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.

Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.
Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.

Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.

Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.

God:"Sorry making the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"
by DeathMonkey January 17, 2006
Rebecca Black is so beer.
by Wassupbitchnuggetz April 08, 2011

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