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Possibly the manliest sounding word in the dictionary.
Try shouting it, grunting it, mumbling it or demanding it. Beef meat is also amazing so to show your appreciation of the word, beef must be used at least once in every sentence.
BEEEEFF!
Its fun! (manly voices only. girly, high pitched BEEFS! are unacceptable. To shout beef in this manner is deemed as an insult to anything and everything within earshot and thus is punishable by and extremely hard smack across the back of the head. Other more creative methods of punishment are encouraged)

Beef is also an effective word for clearing ones throat!
ie. instead of *cough cough* *grunt grunt* *cough*
try *cough cough* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!! *cough cough*
Beef backwards is feeb.
1. Instead of shouting "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!"
try shouting "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!" as your next war cry!

How to use it in every sentence!
Random 1: Did you go to Miranda's beef party last night?
Random 2: Yeah I heard the party beef food was amazing!
Random 3: Meh it was nothing beefy special.
Random 1: Yeah I suppose your right beef beef. The best part of the party was when the cantelope ate my hat.
by MANBEEF!32 March 26, 2010
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thick, ugly, brown poontang lips
This girl had some outrageous beef in her shorts.
by methlablouie May 23, 2005
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"she grabbed my beef and let me skeet on her"

"thats some meaty beef in your shorts
by A-Ray December 08, 2003
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to acknowledge that you have a problem with someone
"im gonna squash that beef"
by Dick Justice September 01, 2003
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(n.) an unspeakable situaiton where two people hate eachother so intensely that at the mere sight of one of those people or their crew by the other person or their crew result in bloodshed; and any attempts to reconcile the situation also result in bloodshed.
Johnny: You got beef, bitch?
Timmy: Naw, man, i don't take my steak that dark.
Johnny: I am going to kill you.
*punch* *punch* *stab* *stab* *bang* *bang*
Johnny: There, I killed you.
by John Motherfucking Lennon November 28, 2006
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a grudge or rivalry, often between rappers or gangsters.

"yo i heard about that j-hood beef at hiphop-beef.com, you believe that shit god?!"
by YouGotBeefHuh April 11, 2007
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A school slang term for fight in which a fight has broken out.
Person 1: THERES BEEF!
Person 2: LETS GO SEE!
by HOO SHAA! July 23, 2008
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