Adj. - To identify any living thing as a good source of protein before cutting its head off and eating it.
Guy 1: I threw a large piece of wood at a rabbits head and killed it.
Guy 2: Damn son. Bear Grylls that shit!
Guy 2: Damn son. Bear Grylls that shit!
by Johnny Dickionary November 13, 2007
The most badass motherfucker ever. Best known for his show, Man Vs Wild on the discovery channel. This guy will do anything possible to survive while trying to get out of a certain harsh environment. Such as, drinking your own piss or eating a sheeps eyeball. Although there are claims of his show being "fake", it's still very educational and helpful.
by tonitewedineinhell December 15, 2007
A BEAR GRYLLS is known to be the deadliest creature on the Earth. when encountering a BEAR GRYLLS, use extreme caution. use a heavy english accent when adressing a BEAR GRYLLS. if the BEAR GRYLLS begins to do aerobics naked next to a fire in Siberia, you must proceed into emergency actions...
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.
3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.
4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.
3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.
4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
by Shankomatic June 29, 2009
suffered a free-fall parachuting accident in Africa where he broke his back in three places. After months of rehabilitation, focusing always on his childhood dream of Everest, he slowly became strong enough to attempt the ultimate ascent of the world's highest peak. (WOOO!)
Bear became the youngest man to climb everest. And now in his spare time enjoys jumping out of aeroplanes over the wilderness and finding his way back to civilisation
I wuv you Bear.
Bear became the youngest man to climb everest. And now in his spare time enjoys jumping out of aeroplanes over the wilderness and finding his way back to civilisation
I wuv you Bear.
by PolitiK May 26, 2007
The term bear grylls is used in situations that you have to 'go wild' or find a new crazy way to do somthing. And/or in times of need when you need to innovate and use somthing that would be classed as last resort, or survival.
Anthony: Shit, what the fuck! this pre-prepared pinapple and coconut fruit pot didn't come with a spoon!
Phillip: Maaate! that's terrible, just fucking bear grylls it!
Phillip: Maaate! that's terrible, just fucking bear grylls it!
by oSPAINo January 13, 2010
The sexual act of a girl sucking you off as you hang from the ceiling or beam and after you finish you proceed to drink your own piss. This can also be substituted by hanging from a tree, rope, pull up bar, etc. all by your ankles.
"I'm feeling like a Bear Grylls tonight, what about you?"
"I always enjoy a Bear Grylls while camping!"
"I always enjoy a Bear Grylls while camping!"
by Clever2see October 5, 2011
When you find yourself with limited resources and supplies. Often improvisation is necessary or just roughing it out.
Person 1: Dude i've lost my cone piece...
Person 2: Oh don't worry I've got a paper clip and some palm leaves...we'll just Bear Grylls it.
Person 2: Oh don't worry I've got a paper clip and some palm leaves...we'll just Bear Grylls it.
by Getoverittttttttt November 26, 2010