Bastard Load 

A great amount of.

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.

Bastard Load by Towball April 29, 2009

double decker cheese loaded bastard 

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

double decker cheese loaded bastard by 6aXL September 30, 2020