Decker literally means perfection
in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious
heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed
at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional
and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy
just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm
you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce
you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable
thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers
. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything
. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive
thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. Al...
1.n. the physically culmination, that harnesses the essence of perfection.
adj. nickname used to describe those deemed by society to be as close to perfection as humanly possible.
v. the act of being perfect
1. wow that guy is pretty damn awesome, id go as far as to say hes a Deckers
A guess passed off as a fact.
"Yo dude how many people live in Japan?"
"Oh its 1.5 billion"
"Is that a fact or a Decker?"
~Google How Many people live in Japan~
"Its 126 million..."
One whom thinks he works too hard, and is foolish enough to believe he is worth more than he works for.
Mam, i am such a decker. Suck my decker.
Part donkey, part unicorn.
A naive man that falls for lines like I'm pregnant so you have to marry me or I'll kill myself if you dump me.
Once upon a time was a handsome man but allowed his looks and spirit to be sucked away by an ugly pathetic woman that has two or more unplanned pregnancies to keep him in her life.
Look at the poor Decker over there with the stroller.
I feel bad for him man, stuck with an ugly wife, two kids and a crap job.
A short little boy with a Jew-fro, who is related to an illegal mexican. He likes feeling little white balls of fluff whom he calls "chloe" and also likes touching the penises of other men for pleasure. He even enjoys the sweet taste of baby blood and man jizz. Sadly, a decker is also unable to "choke the chicken".
Dude! Look at that curly headed fuck!
Yep, thats decker!