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Someone who attempts to be good in bed and covers up his emotions by sending dirty memes. Might send you a dick pic or two at inappropriate timing of the day to make sure you are reminded. Most of time French, straight and funny. Generally a great person and will make you laugh so hard you have cramps on your calf. . Happy to teach you marketing in return for sex. Keep this in mind next time you meet him as he can fool you with his dreamy and gentlemen look. In conclusion, a bad guy in a good way.
*Barnabe rocks up on his bike* *Girls take their panties off*
Barnabe by babyvietcong June 25, 2022
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Barnabe or Barnabé, A french dude, typically with curly brown hair. Seems kind of weird, nerdy, uncool, and cold on the outside, but when you really get to know him he's super funny, smart but not nerdy, warm, physically & mentally strong, and supportive. Loyal af & protective over his closest friends, and would certainly die for them too. He holds grudges, but with some persuasion can loosen them. Loves to tinker, and would probably be a great inventor or engineer. Quick witted, and makes great comeback for all occasions. LOVES video games, and is really good at them.

You either think he's pretty ugly or vey attractive, and hasn't been rejected ever.

Usually a dog lover/owns a dog.

Anger issues are a common trait amongst Barnabes.
"Is that Barnabe? What a nerd. I bet he sits at his desk all day and plays games."
"Hey! He's actually pretty great! He may play games all the time, but that doesn't mean he's a nerd!"
"Suit yourself."
Barnabe by Inner-tube Crew November 13, 2022

Barnabé 

A free spirited guy who would rather be in some forest right now.
A gentle lover.
Did you see that Barnabé spent the whole weekend camping ?
Barnabé by DietCranberryjuice88 November 20, 2021

Barnabé 

Barnabé is extremely handsome and have a large pp.
Barnabé is such a nice guy and he is really handsome i'd like to fuck him even tho i'm a guy.
Barnabé by vibeez November 21, 2021

Barnabé 

French name

Has a really really really fat cock
Barnabé: Hi my name is Barnabé

Someone: so you have a really really really fat cock ?
Barnabé by Notbarnabé November 21, 2021

Barnabé 

Blond, blue eyes, will make every girl fall in love.
Random beautiful girl : Barnabé, I love you, please marry me.
Barnabé by babbbbbbbbb November 22, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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