Barmonkey
Barmonkey by thursdayschild August 11, 2010
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The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.
The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.
The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.
The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.
The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.
bearmonkey by biomechanic April 15, 2007
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blargonkey
A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.
blargonkey by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005
DarMonkey
A hairy primate hick from the backwoods of Wisconsin. Known for his hairiness and his hickiness. Proceed with extreme caution and utmost prejudice against this ape-man-guy cuz he probably smells.