Badonkey

A nice fat ass

Damn, that bitch DJ has a killer badonkey. EeeAHHH!

by Neet February 5, 2004

badonkey

awesome, cool, synonymous for "badass"

Pronunciation: "buhh-donkey"

"Chuck Norris is a badonkey"
"That new car is so badonkey"
"Your website is badonkey"

by Betsy Pickett December 10, 2008

badonkey

the slang name for any body part.

He has an extremely large badonkey!!
I like big badonkeys and i cannot lie!
Would you like to view my badonkeys?

by Badonkey master June 12, 2005

badonkey punch

a sex-move that backfired: when you punch a big round rubbery ass so hard that your fist flies back and hits you in the face, leaving a hoof-like imprint over your eyes and nose, or mouth

"Bro what happened to your face - that looks like a hoof-print!"

"...aaah, it's a long story."

"you got badonkey punched? amazeballs"

by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013

Badonkey

The intense necessity to release fecal matter.

(Having to take a really big poo poo.)

“Wow guys! That Chipotle was so good, now I have to badonkey!”

by BriGlockiez May 25, 2023