DarMonkey 

A hairy primate hick from the backwoods of Wisconsin. Known for his hairiness and his hickiness. Proceed with extreme caution and utmost prejudice against this ape-man-guy cuz he probably smells.

DarMonkey is hairy and ugly and a hick.

DarMonkey by DarMonkey January 29, 2004

Darmonkey 

uses the alias Xi2. a man/monkey with large, humorous lips sometimes used for travel, and to attract mates/final fantasy players. is often seen at the beach, surfing on his lips. pet-size darmonkeys will hang on your shoulder when sailing through the caribbean.

"You best start believin' in Darmonkeys,
YOU'VE GOT ONE!"

Darmonkey by T & H January 8, 2004

darmonkey 

A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.

Were-lips; Huge, hair out of proportion lips from the Congo

darmonkey by Unknown January 9, 2004

darmonkey 

clank I am Batman

I will kick supermans ass

darmonkey by - January 12, 2004

Demonkey 

(Noun) Political Party Portmanteau: (De'mon'key) Demonkey is a new term for the Democratic Party and it's beloved mascot the "Donkey" aka "JACKASS".

"I went to a political rally last night and that Demonkey candidate sure made an ass of himself."

"Are you attending the Demonkey rally today"

Demonkey by 2smart4U February 21, 2013

demonkeyize 

To shave your grizzly, monkey face when it has a bristly, out of control, unkempt beard.

Saddam Hussein needed to demonkeyize his face when he was found and captured, and doctors were looking in his mouth.

demonkeyize by Boffo April 2, 2007

Dronkey Punch 

A variation of the donkey punch:

A donkey punch while flying in an airplane; or a Superman punch (jumping in the air and punching) to donkey punch a chick.

My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so instead of my usual donkey punch, I switched things up and went for the dronkey punch.

Dronkey Punch by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010