1. The impending collapse of private enterprise due to overspending and socialist programs leading to the down fall of the nation bought on most recently by President Barack Obama.
2. The impending cancellation of healthcare insurance due to the (Un)Affordable Care Act.
3. The exponentially rising cost of medicine for working people due to the (Un)Affordable Care Act.
HB: We should stock up on Viagra before the end of the year.
Jeff Steinberg: Why?
HB: I want to prepare for the Baracalypse.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"