The president of the United States of America. Apparently he has been to all 57 states of this beautiful nation. He will also be celebrating cuatro de mayo with the Mexican-Americans this year. He told America during the election that he doesn't believe in big spending, and we can all see how long that lasted. Yeah, took less than a year to spend more than any other president in history. Sent millions of dollars to abortion clinics in OTHER COUNTRIES as one of his first actions as president. Is the only American citizen who's birth certificate isn't accessible to the public. Is a skinny punk, has high colesterol, and smokes. Yet, he is depicted as a health expert by American media. His supporters claim he wasn't elected because he is black, and yet that's all they ever talk about. His supporters almost never know anything about his policies, and they were all tricked into thinking he was going to make them rich with his Obama money. Still not sure where they got this idea though, maybe they thought because he was black he was going to "help a brotha out".
Lets put Barack Obama on the front of Men's Health Magazine. He probably only weighs 120 and my 5 year old has bigger biceps. Oh Sweet! He smokes too! We've known for years that those cancer sticks are more than terrible for your health. You know, I'd love to have a president that's addicted to drugs even though we know the terrible effects of ciggarettes in the 21st century. Dude! He's ashamed of his white herritage and legally got his name changed in honor of his Muslim extremist father that left him, yet he thinks he's great and his white mom sucks. It would be even cooler if someone read a white bashing poem at his innaugeration.
by 1993man March 10, 2010
An Irish Jig who wants YOUR money so he can give it to mexicans and colored guys. He wants to confiscate YOUR guns to stop jigaboos from holding up liquor stores. He wants to tax YOUR pants off. He wants to bring change to YOUR life. Change like free partial birth abortion, marriage for corn holers and she-fags, and free socialist medicine.
Barack O'Bama the Irish Jig wants you to stop clinging to your guns and your religion and become a liberal twit.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
A Socialist Left-Wing Politician whose sole reason for being elected was his skin color, and whose favorite past times include making innate promises he is not able to keep and spending millions of tax payers on ridiculous unneccesary things. Be warned the people who support this man are usually idotic, ignorant, liberal douchebags who have almost no knowledge of politics and will defend him to the death.
Do not oppose Barack Obama's slanted, socialist political beliefs and views or you WILL be branded a racist.
by xafirinsdex March 27, 2011
A species, or at least considered a species, Who changes it's mind every few seconds in order to try and seem like he knows what is good for its surroundings. Its popularity is decreasing as we speak. It dwells behind lies and meaningless plans. I consider it to be a fucking pussy because it never agrees to any interviews not chaperoned by a liberal. They have no foreign policy, and the only way they can get people to see them blabber about how much they hate their "broken" country is if they hold 2 free concerts prior to the lecture and get everyone drunk for free.
Tim: Barack Obamas are an endangered species
Karl: nice man!
Karl: nice man!
by the best man ever August 15, 2008