The 44th President of the United States of America.
Hope incarnate!
Owns at Basketball.
Owned John McCain.
If stuff Bush did before his term was up blows up, like the national debt grows larger, it's currently at $10 trillion. The Rich White Conservative, Neo-Nazi, Satanist men will blame Obama for Bush's complete and utter failure.
He's half Black and half White and cool at that.
Hope incarnate!
Owns at Basketball.
Owned John McCain.
If stuff Bush did before his term was up blows up, like the national debt grows larger, it's currently at $10 trillion. The Rich White Conservative, Neo-Nazi, Satanist men will blame Obama for Bush's complete and utter failure.
He's half Black and half White and cool at that.
by EazyNeva November 5, 2008
Barack Obama is a democrat running in the presidential elections of 2008. He has a good chance to be the first black man to ever be president.
Unfortunately, because he is black, he get pumelled by the media for the dumbest shit. I just loooove this country.
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Unfortunately, because he is black, he get pumelled by the media for the dumbest shit. I just loooove this country.
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"HOLY SHIT, Barack Obama's white southern mom's great great great great grandfather owned a slave!"
""What a horrible man. He just paid his college parking tickets now. What has life come to?"
"His dad made him go to a MADRASSA as a child!? That makes me question whether or not hes a terrorist. He says hes a christian now, but once youre a muslim, youre always a muslim, right?"
"Oh no! He dabbled in drugs when he was a youngster! Instead of taking care of my son who is probably getting high on meth while I don't know it, I'm gong to have a hissy fit because a candidate tried to hide that he was a smoker. Surely, having such a shameful habit, he should be open with us! How can we trust him?"
""What a horrible man. He just paid his college parking tickets now. What has life come to?"
"His dad made him go to a MADRASSA as a child!? That makes me question whether or not hes a terrorist. He says hes a christian now, but once youre a muslim, youre always a muslim, right?"
"Oh no! He dabbled in drugs when he was a youngster! Instead of taking care of my son who is probably getting high on meth while I don't know it, I'm gong to have a hissy fit because a candidate tried to hide that he was a smoker. Surely, having such a shameful habit, he should be open with us! How can we trust him?"
by Sereth March 25, 2007
Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is the 44th and current President of the United States. He is the first African American to hold the office as The President of the United States of America.
To all the Barack Obama Haters, please stop the hate because this country is way better than it was 4 years ago. If you can remember that far back? Because it is... And another 4 more years means HOPE for this country going on FORWARD!
by YouGotNooSWAGG September 12, 2012
Nov 4th 2008: Dude, I just waited 2 hours at the polls to vote for Barack Obama, possibly the best 2 hours of my life.
Jan 20th 2009: That's right Obama, you rock that White House!
Jan 21st 2009: His first project, the "Presidential Residence Remodeling plan" is completed, gilding the White House with pure platinum and gold leaf, installing a 1 bajillion watt sound system, 27 jacuzzis, and growing a giant Africa-shaped garden in the back (among other changes), effectively making it "The Black House".
"Dude, I'm actually proud to live in this country now!"
Jan 20th 2009: That's right Obama, you rock that White House!
Jan 21st 2009: His first project, the "Presidential Residence Remodeling plan" is completed, gilding the White House with pure platinum and gold leaf, installing a 1 bajillion watt sound system, 27 jacuzzis, and growing a giant Africa-shaped garden in the back (among other changes), effectively making it "The Black House".
"Dude, I'm actually proud to live in this country now!"
by mickgriddle17 November 5, 2008
One of the BEST presidents this country has ever had. For all you racist assholes who hate him, look at what he has done for the country and what the Republicans has done... Which one has the better chance of getting voted in November 2012
by CJBland March 5, 2012
"Thank goodness Bush is gone.. he was a total idiot"
"Let's hope we didn't make the same mistake with Barack Obama"
"Let's hope we didn't make the same mistake with Barack Obama"
by dumbAmericans March 25, 2009
A man who came into office with a lot of good ideas, but ran face first into a veritable wall of shit trying to implement them in a system that is rife with shit.
Obama's healthcare reform was watered down, and the individual mandate added to appease Republiturds, but still not a single turd voted for the bill. Obama has extended many such olive branches to his political adversaries in a genuine but (imo) misguided effort at bipartisanship only to be bitten by the party of tear down Obama at all costs, even if it means tearing down the rest of the country with him.
Barack Obama actually has delivered on some of his promises, and while it may seem easy to bash him for not doing enough, presidents do not possess dictatorial powers and are largely beholden to the pit of dysfunction and corruption known as congress. There is a reason congress' job approval rating is at 9%. If you want change, start with your representative or senator.
Obama's healthcare reform was watered down, and the individual mandate added to appease Republiturds, but still not a single turd voted for the bill. Obama has extended many such olive branches to his political adversaries in a genuine but (imo) misguided effort at bipartisanship only to be bitten by the party of tear down Obama at all costs, even if it means tearing down the rest of the country with him.
Barack Obama actually has delivered on some of his promises, and while it may seem easy to bash him for not doing enough, presidents do not possess dictatorial powers and are largely beholden to the pit of dysfunction and corruption known as congress. There is a reason congress' job approval rating is at 9%. If you want change, start with your representative or senator.
Despite the foul odor cast upon his presidency by the right-wing bullshit machine, Barack Obama actually has a good shot at winning re-election in 2012. As polarizing a figure as he is, he will look like Gandhi compared to whatever sideshow clown the Republicans offer up.
Also, for those who have not yet figured it out - the top definition of Barack Obama, written by KEEPin It REAL, can be disregarded. This author, who also goes by the pseudonym ABSOLUTEs, uses voting bots to vote thousands of times on his own and other equally absurd definitions, and this same deranged, xenophobic, ultra-Christian ignoranteer has single-handedly vandalized many other pages on UD such as evolution, liberal, obama, and birther to name a few. Yet another instance of right-wingers having to cheat to get ahead.
Also, for those who have not yet figured it out - the top definition of Barack Obama, written by KEEPin It REAL, can be disregarded. This author, who also goes by the pseudonym ABSOLUTEs, uses voting bots to vote thousands of times on his own and other equally absurd definitions, and this same deranged, xenophobic, ultra-Christian ignoranteer has single-handedly vandalized many other pages on UD such as evolution, liberal, obama, and birther to name a few. Yet another instance of right-wingers having to cheat to get ahead.
by Blues_Warrior22 November 22, 2011