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7 definitions by PlutoRoman

 
1.
The first half-white president.
I bet you only thought of Barack Obama as black, didn't you? Shame.
by PlutoRoman June 13, 2010
 
2.
When a man obviously stares at a woman’s breasts while talking to her. Happens when a person is usually wearing sunglasses, where they can stare unnoticed, then takes them off.
"You believe that frado who was talking to me? He was staring at my chest the whole time."
"Yeah, that freak forgot his sunglasses."
by PlutoRoman October 23, 2009
 
3.
A form or hubris manifesting on Urban Dictionary, in which people write down the names of “friends” (themselves) and describe a singular person, flagrantly ignoring Urban Dictionary rules and guidelines.

If the subject is male, a mention of the measure of his penis is not out of the question. If female, expect the description “pretty" and "nice."
Urban Dictionary Arrogance is widespread, with about 40% of entries reviewed by editors being UDA or UDTT.
Current examples are Kevin, Sam, Jill, etc.

The converse is Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking.
PlutoRoman: (reading) Avery-
Absolutely amazing, & perfect in every way. Has huge dick.
"Wow, he is really Avery. You are lucky to have him as a boyfriend."

PlutoRoman: (clicks "Don't Publish" button)

PlutoRoman: More urban dictionary arrogance.
by PlutoRoman June 13, 2010
 
4.
Going in an opposite direction or an otherwise out-of-the-way route to where you should be in search of a toilet.
Isn't your next class the other way?
Yeah, but I gotta take a peetour.
by PlutoRoman October 21, 2009
 
5.
The phenomena on Urban Dictionary of submitting a name, then writing a definition for a singular person painting them in a negative light.
If male, the definition will either claim the subject is homosexual, possesses a small penis, or is a "douchebag." If female, the definition will describe her as a "slut," a "bitch," or "fat."
A slightly intelligent Trash-Talker will try to disguise their entry with things like "he/she," or using the name in question as a title. This will (sadly) fool some editors.
Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking is widespread, with about 40% of entries reviewed being UDTT or UDA.
The converse is Urban Dictionary Arrogance.
PlutoRoman: (reading) Jaiden-
The greatest moron to ever live.
"Jaiden Guy Knoch is the greatest moron to ever live. "

PlutoRoman: (clicks "Don't Publish" button).

PlutoRoman: Really? More Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking?
by PlutoRoman June 13, 2010
 
6.
1. When someone either accidentally or purposefully (in an obnoxious manner) sends the same text twice. A retext can either happen simultaneously, or they could forward their text again five minutes later.

2. When someone either accidentally or purposefully (in an obnoxious manner) sends the same text twice. A retext can either happen simultaneously, or they could forward their text again five minutes later.

3. When you have to send the same text message again because the person it was sent to never received it.
1. Hade (text): Whoever wrote that entry thinks they’re real clever, but it’s weak.
Hade: Whoever wrote that entry thinks they’re real clever, but it’s weak.
Nellie: You retexted that.

3. Nellie (text): Hello? You there still?
Hade: What are you talking about, I responded a couple minutes ago.
Nellie: I didn’t get anything; could you retext that?
by PlutoRoman January 24, 2010
 
7.
A euphemism for being warned to stop what you're doing by the police. Used when retelling stories as an inside joke in mixed company.
Mom: How was your night?

Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.

Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.
by PlutoRoman June 13, 2010