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The 44th and first black President of the United States of American. This man became President because America wanted change. Sadly, the change Obama brought is just more problems. His "Stimulus Plan" is failing...it wastes money by giving paychecks to people who have been dead for years and causes the government to waste money on tons of stored beef (yes the food) for no reason. He would like to keep on fighting the war on terrorism but cuts defense spending. Obama also wants to create a socialized healthcare system; which will only lead to a decrease in AMERICAN doctors because of $$ (opposed to foreign doctors), decreased medical research, and the gov. not being able to pay for NEEDED surguries. Obama looks at health insurrance as "not everyone can afford it" rather than "some people don't want it, don't need it, and like it the way it is".

For the majority of his career as the junior Senator of Illinois, he usually voted "present" (opposed to yay or nay). Americans love him because he is photogenic, well spoken (doesn't mean he's smart), and has family values; he is affectionate with his wife (Michelle) in public and claims to love Sponge BOB...Since when does being a kind lovable movie star qualify one to become President?

Personally, I'm not sure why Americans voted him into office. The man doesn't believe in SALUTING the American flag (saluting is protocol and a custom, not doing it is like giving America the finger), he can't even prove he's a US citizen by birth certificate, he wants to close the base at Guantanamo Bay (terrorists are not citizens nor soldiers; they don't deserve rights, and legally cant recieve them; why set them free when they are trying to harm American values?) HE"S NOW CHANGING IT BACK TO THE WAY BUSH HAD IT- DEALING WITH IT CORRECTLY, he thinks waterboarding is torture (it causes necessary discomfort, real torture is mutilation; BTW waterboarding kept a terrorist attack in LA from ever happening), and finally Obama claims to not be racists toward whites...but he is.
Funny how damn near all of hollywood, the gay community, and christians voted for this guy. 1) he is against gay marriage...woops sorry adam and steve 2) he is for abortion...man did that piss off Notre Dame but, YOU voted for him.

This guy is a joke. He is living proof that Americans care more about the personality of their President rather than his/her qualifications and political ideals.

John McCain should have been President. Yes, he wanted to continue the war in Iraq...we have to finish what we started. McCain would have been a great trasition from Bush to whom ever would have been after McCain. Instead, America voted in Obama, which was too drastic of a change too soon esp since it is with a man who is not qualified to hold out nation's highest position.
Barack Obama= "NOBAMA in 2012"
Barack Obama= "One Big Ass Mistake America"
Barack Obama= "Baraka Obama" (for all you Mortal Kombat fans)
by Iamcorrectyouarenot August 03, 2009
 
1.
The chocolate Jimmy Carter.
Barack Obama: It's hope-filled, idealistic speeches and inefficient action all over again!
by barackosama February 25, 2008
 
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The first half-white president.
I bet you only thought of Barack Obama as black, didn't you? Shame.
by PlutoRoman June 13, 2010
 
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A complete and utter idiot.
America had a one question test November 4th, A was John Mccain, B was Barack Obama. Sadly, America failed that test.
by NARPAS SWORD November 04, 2008
 
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A Socialist Left-Wing Politician whose sole reason for being elected was his skin color, and whose favorite past times include making innate promises he is not able to keep and spending millions of tax payers on ridiculous unneccesary things. Be warned the people who support this man are usually idotic, ignorant, liberal douchebags who have almost no knowledge of politics and will defend him to the death.
Do not oppose Barack Obama's slanted, socialist political beliefs and views or you WILL be branded a racist.
by xafirinsdex March 27, 2011
 
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A species, or at least considered a species, Who changes it's mind every few seconds in order to try and seem like he knows what is good for its surroundings. Its popularity is decreasing as we speak. It dwells behind lies and meaningless plans. I consider it to be a fucking pussy because it never agrees to any interviews not chaperoned by a liberal. They have no foreign policy, and the only way they can get people to see them blabber about how much they hate their "broken" country is if they hold 2 free concerts prior to the lecture and get everyone drunk for free.
Tim: Barack Obamas are an endangered species
Karl: nice man!
by the best man ever August 15, 2008
 
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First black President of the United States. Was elected primarily because he is a good speaker, regardless of the lack of merit of the ideas he proposed. Obama is fundamentally incompetent, but beloved by the majority of the black community for the simple fact that he is black. Interestingly enough, and against all Democratic Party ideals, Barack Obama is also a chain smoker. Go figure.

Obama is also believed by many to be the antichrist, though this author thinks that that suggestion lacks merit.
Obamacare, an exercise in socialism and ultimate futility, is an excellent example of Barack Obama's general incompetence.
by NAQ--the IQ July 28, 2010
 
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A brainless organism who thinks that he is made of money
"Some say a Barack Obama would make a good president of our country, and many would oppose, such as I"
by Shaydes November 04, 2011