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The 44th and first black President of the United States of American. This man became President because America wanted change. Sadly, the change Obama brought is just more problems. His "Stimulus Plan" is failing...it wastes money by giving paychecks to people who have been dead for years and causes the government to waste money on tons of stored beef (yes the food) for no reason. He would like to keep on fighting the war on terrorism but cuts defense spending. Obama also wants to create a socialized healthcare system; which will only lead to a decrease in AMERICAN doctors because of $$ (opposed to foreign doctors), decreased medical research, and the gov. not being able to pay for NEEDED surguries. Obama looks at health insurrance as "not everyone can afford it" rather than "some people don't want it, don't need it, and like it the way it is".

For the majority of his career as the junior Senator of Illinois, he usually voted "present" (opposed to yay or nay). Americans love him because he is photogenic, well spoken (doesn't mean he's smart), and has family values; he is affectionate with his wife (Michelle) in public and claims to love Sponge BOB...Since when does being a kind lovable movie star qualify one to become President?

Personally, I'm not sure why Americans voted him into office. The man doesn't believe in SALUTING the American flag (saluting is protocol and a custom, not doing it is like giving America the finger), he can't even prove he's a US citizen by birth certificate, he wants to close the base at Guantanamo Bay (terrorists are not citizens nor soldiers; they don't deserve rights, and legally cant recieve them; why set them free when they are trying to harm American values?) HE"S NOW CHANGING IT BACK TO THE WAY BUSH HAD IT- DEALING WITH IT CORRECTLY, he thinks waterboarding is torture (it causes necessary discomfort, real torture is mutilation; BTW waterboarding kept a terrorist attack in LA from ever happening), and finally Obama claims to not be racists toward whites...but he is.
Funny how damn near all of hollywood, the gay community, and christians voted for this guy. 1) he is against gay marriage...woops sorry adam and steve 2) he is for abortion...man did that piss off Notre Dame but, YOU voted for him.

This guy is a joke. He is living proof that Americans care more about the personality of their President rather than his/her qualifications and political ideals.

John McCain should have been President. Yes, he wanted to continue the war in Iraq...we have to finish what we started. McCain would have been a great trasition from Bush to whom ever would have been after McCain. Instead, America voted in Obama, which was too drastic of a change too soon esp since it is with a man who is not qualified to hold out nation's highest position.
Barack Obama= "NOBAMA in 2012"
Barack Obama= "One Big Ass Mistake America"
Barack Obama= "Baraka Obama" (for all you Mortal Kombat fans)
by Iamcorrectyouarenot August 03, 2009
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The first half-white president.
I bet you only thought of Barack Obama as black, didn't you? Shame.
by PlutoRoman June 13, 2010
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The chocolate Jimmy Carter.
Barack Obama: It's hope-filled, idealistic speeches and inefficient action all over again!
by barackosama February 25, 2008
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An Irish Jig who wants YOUR money so he can give it to mexicans and colored guys. He wants to confiscate YOUR guns to stop jigaboos from holding up liquor stores. He wants to tax YOUR pants off. He wants to bring change to YOUR life. Change like free partial birth abortion, marriage for corn holers and she-fags, and free socialist medicine.
Barack O'Bama the Irish Jig wants you to stop clinging to your guns and your religion and become a liberal twit.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
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A very popular Irish jig.
We danced the Barack O'Bama when Ted Kennedy was elected President.
by BigBird1017 March 18, 2008
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A complete and utter idiot.
America had a one question test November 4th, A was John Mccain, B was Barack Obama. Sadly, America failed that test.
by NARPAS SWORD November 04, 2008
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barack Hussein oBAMa was born in Coast Province General Hospital, Mombasa, Kenya, Africa (ONLY CERTIFIED Copy of oBAMa's birth Certificate), with Hospital Embossed Seal (Raised), Sworn Affidavits! Certificate #32018, stamped Administrators name: Helton Maganga, Biometric Identification, with Witness's names (to include his Grandmother, the Ambassador, other Officials of Kenya, and his close relatives living in Kenya)! oBAMa has more than two FAKE birth Certificates from Hawaii provided by his Half Sister Maya Soetoro and others, a White mother (Ann Dunham) from Wichita, Kansas and a Black father (Barack Hussein Obama, Sr.) MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.? When Obama was 6 years old, the family moved to Indonesia, where his Step-Father Lolo Soetoro introduced his stepson to Islam and adopted oBAMa and had oBAMa's name changed to Barry Soetoro (to date NO other document have surfaced to show Barry Soetoro's name being changed back to Barack Hussein Obama). Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Wahabi (Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world), Jakarta. Spent two years in a Catholic school, listed Religion was Muslim. Indonesia law prevents conversion of religion and must be documented in the school records as to what the attending persons religion is!
African man's name used to Blaspheme GOD and Jesus's name by Anti-GOD, Anti-Jesus, Anti-American (Muslims, Atheists and other questionables)!
Anti-American Muslim, documented by his Name, his own statements and televised interviews!
barack oBAMa, African man who believes that American's are to stupid to handle their own money and financial responsibilities; took the flag of the USA off of Air Force One plane; African man who got a Nobel Peace Prize just for being black; African man that believes semi-automatic weapons should be banned, despite the 2nd Amendment says the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.!

1st Illegal Alien to hold the Office of U.S.President, to defraud the Whole United States. And:

1. Attempting to limit the 1st amendment

2. Attempting to remove the 2nd amendment

3. down size the military, and cut funding to develop new weapons, and technologies vital to our defense.

4. allowed more and more illegal immigrants to obtain citizenship.

5. trying to destroy the Christian religion

6. take the word GOD out of the pledge, money, and will not place his hand on the HOLY Bible. Continuously recites from the quran (Muslim Cult writings plagiarized from the Jewish Torah and the HOLY Bible, with various changes to adopt human INIQUITIES!

Against family Values and Holy Matrimony, Sent millions of dollars to Baby Killing Clinics in Africa and OTHER COUNTRIES as one of his first actions as president.
by KEEPin It REAL, NO one else is March 25, 2011
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A Socialist Left-Wing Politician whose sole reason for being elected was his skin color, and whose favorite past times include making innate promises he is not able to keep and spending millions of tax payers on ridiculous unneccesary things. Be warned the people who support this man are usually idotic, ignorant, liberal douchebags who have almost no knowledge of politics and will defend him to the death.
Do not oppose Barack Obama's slanted, socialist political beliefs and views or you WILL be branded a racist.
by xafirinsdex March 27, 2011
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