Baltimore Suitcase

Having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside the person. This is known as a Baltimore Suitcase because the person with the condom in them has to unpack the soiled latex.

The term is derived from the once famous Lady Baltimore luggage line.

I was frightened when I was almost finished with her because I left a Baltimore Suitcase exposing me to a potential STD.

Baltimore Suitcase by X man D May 30, 2006

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Baltimore Suitcase

A Baltimore Suitcase is performed when the woman is lying on her back with her hands under her thighs pulled tightly to her chest. The man is fucking her in the ass or pussy while wearing a condom. When he blows his load he leaves the condom inside.

I was cutting my girlfriend and accidentally gave her a Baltimore Suitcase...it took her two hours to get the bags unpacked.

Baltimore Suitcase by D-MAN-X May 8, 2006

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Baltimore City Suitcase

n. A plastic grocery bag used for carrying one's posessions.

I didn't have time to find my real briefcase this morning; so, I grabbed a Baltimore City suitcase out of the kitchen cabinet.

Baltimore City Suitcase by mec85 June 12, 2009

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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