Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.

I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."

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"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."

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"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
by Bryan745 October 21, 2005
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A group of game developers who have set the bar so high for unusual levels of dickness and 'out of the way fuckery' who most definitely work for rockstar/take-two interactive. Most notably for cars pulling out in front of you 'at random,' businesses getting robbed within 4 hours of being setup and only being in your MC for like half an hour and getting the cops 'randomly' right after calling them off without even hitting a cop car.
These bag of dicks at rockstar parked my chopper under a light pole, dafuq?
by outletIT July 5, 2019
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A take-out order of delicious burgers from Seattle fast-food restaurant chain Dick’s Drive-In.
Honey, let’s skip the dishes and pick up a bag of Dick’s.
by Tommy Lasordid April 23, 2020
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1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)
Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?
by Johnny Papp November 7, 2003
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A thing that brings joy, esp. to gay men.
Thom's winning the lottery made him happy as a gay man with a bag of dicks.
by Advn2rgirl April 20, 2008
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(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.
Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.
by Rich August 27, 2003
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