Top Definition
what the fuck , but in a more confused manner
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: Dafuq?
Harry: Dafuq?
by John T. Windhouser
August 23, 2011
13 more definitions
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A semi-meme, cousin of lolwut. It's something you say when you are either:
Disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect.
It's like saying "wtf" only more bad ass.
Disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect.
It's like saying "wtf" only more bad ass.
Person 1: Wanna see my dick?
Person 2: Da fuq bro, no!
Person 2: Da fuq bro, no!
by Da Fuq
August 03, 2011
3
1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.
what dafuq is this?
by loverlyidear
August 07, 2012
4
What the fuck?
Casey: I want some handcuffs for Christmas.
Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!
Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!
by FUNNIEST BITCH EVER
November 29, 2012
5
A popular phrase originating from popular hood slang "what da fuck" or more commonly known "what the fuck"
Usually used in texts and comments on unusual or weird things.
Usually used in texts and comments on unusual or weird things.
"Dafuq did I just look at?"
"I don't know bro, I think it was a dog shaved and painted to look like a panda."
"I don't know bro, I think it was a dog shaved and painted to look like a panda."
by Hamjam
May 03, 2013
6
1. Short for "What the fuck", but in a more confused manner. Popularized by a caption of a screenshot from Harry Potter, featuring Severus Snape recoiling in sheer horror.
2. A backronym for "Don't Ask; Fucked Up Quickly".
2. A backronym for "Don't Ask; Fucked Up Quickly".
Guy 1: "I was watching Glee, and I saw a kissing scene gone very wrong..."
Guy 2: "SRSLY?!"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I was like dafuq?"
Girl 1: (Facebook status) "How did (Girl 2) mess up that test???"
Girl 2: (reply) "D.A.F.U.Q."
Guy 2: "SRSLY?!"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I was like dafuq?"
Girl 1: (Facebook status) "How did (Girl 2) mess up that test???"
Girl 2: (reply) "D.A.F.U.Q."
by otaku sempai kun
December 27, 2012
7
Dafuq means What The Fuck and the shitty teens made it Dafuq because they're boring to write the whole sentence =)
-What did u said?
-dafuq dude u can't hear what I'm saying? -.-
-dafuq dude u can't hear what I'm saying? -.-
by AN3X
January 02, 2015
