An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
by Bob Who April 29, 2020
Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.
Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
by Tim Anderson April 23, 2004
Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.
by Saveme222 July 23, 2008
by Bago'dicks June 13, 2012
Used to describe what you would yell at a person if they were acting "dickish". There are approximately 27 dicks in one bag.
by Cherrynova33 October 30, 2015
A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.
by cakenflies October 8, 2003
by Stande07 November 17, 2016