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back country safari 

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.
"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."

Back-country Tango 

The action of performing sexual acts while in the wilderness.
TJ: Hey Laura wanna go have a quickie right now while we're in this forest in the mountains?
Laura: (French accent) Why of course, I would love to TJ. Let us go now! Off into the woulds late at night while my tent-mates are asleep! And we shall call this, the Back-Country Tango!!

Back Country 

Back Country by crazycoolcake February 20, 2021

Back-Country Kentucky Orbit 

When you slirp cum (that isn't yours) out of a vagina, spit it in her ear and sick it out of the other ear. Repeat this motion 12 times to complete 1 Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.
Oh my god did you see Kelly at the bar last night? I would literally give her the Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.

Take back our country 

1. A rallying cry for people who think the United States has been "taken over" by anti-American socialists, foreigners, liberals, Marxists, minorities, etc.

The phrase is typically used by white male conservatives who oppose any type of change they perceive as a "threat" to their "way of life." Instead of providing a specific plan for improving the country or the government, they imply that the nation has been "kidnapped" by evil people who hate America and want to destroy freedom.

Unanswered questions: A) Who is "we"? B) Where do "we" want to take the country back to?

2. A phrase that implies our current government is somehow "illegitimate" despite the election of November 2008 when a majority of Americans voted for Obama and the current Congress.
ED: "We've got to take back our country. Otherwise those people in Washington will force our children to become Communist Muslim freedom-hating slaves of Obama. The rest of us will be forced to live in secret FEMA concentration camps. Just you wait and see!"

CINDY: "You've been watching Fox News again, haven't you?"