| 1. | baby babooshka | ||
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A term commonly used by rapist to show who their next victim is. If some one is called a "baby babooshka", he or she is probably, or going to be, a victim of sexual abuse. Luna: "Look at that Baby Babooshka! I'm going to take him home!"
Jeff: "I'm calling the police." |
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| 2. | the miller effect | ||
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the effect being a short, pudgy, hateful little man, has on the human mind. This causes it to deteriorate into a lump of hateful shit. Side effects include: the shortening, and widening of fingers, also known as rapist fingers; sjort temper and frequent stabbings; and threats like "I will rip out your children's eyes and cut them out." L: Hey man how's life.
M: stab* L: oh shit man what was that for. M: I will rip out you eyes and skull fuck you. L: thats not cool. M: It makes the baby jesus cry tears of blood. .... Oh know I'm suffering from the miller effect, I can feel my penis shrinking. L: lol |
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| 3. | Rape Baby | ||
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Fan nickname of Olivia Benson, a detective character played by Mariska Hargitay on the popular American series, "Law & Order: SVU."
Benson never met her father because he was a common rapist who plugged Benzo's mother against her will and shot hot on the first attempt. Usage: SVU fans who participate in the program verbally often dub over other characters' conversations with Benson such that she is constantly being dismissed or shamed because she is a "Rape Baby." Benson: Who's the victim?
Stabler (another detective): 7 year-old girl, she watched her whole family die, then the killer locked her in a cage and left. Benson: I'm going to try to talk to her. {Approaches the victim} Hi, sweetheart, my name is Olivia. Victim: {Dubbed in child's voice} Listen Rape Baby, I need to talk to someone whose mother was not a cheap piece of rape bait. Benson: Captain Kragen, I think that Elliot is wrong about this. (Elliot) Stabler: Oh, come one, Captain, she's a RAPE BABY. |
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| 4. | Jacob Black | ||
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A borderline-rapist from the book 'Twilight'. Has the ability to change into a 'pedo-wolf' at will (see 'fake-ass werewolf') and does not seem to own any shirts. Jacob 'Pedo-wolf' Black falls in love with his bland ex-girlfriend's newborn hybrid demon spawn, Renesmee and plans to raise a litter of 'pedo-wolf-human-pires' with her in the near future. person #1: "Look, that pedo is totally checking out that baby.
person #2: "You mean Jacob Black?" person #1: "That's it! Damn, he's so creepy..." |
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| 5. | CRAPER | ||
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(crayper) Creep + Raper; a person (usually male) who tries way too hard with chicks, who are usually younger, and displays rapist qualities. He is not a proven rapist but frequently displays inappropriate behavior towards women such as grabbing or fondling when they are too fucked up. That kid Brent is a craper. He went into the shower with those two girls who didn't even know him.
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| 6. | Justin Bieber | ||
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1) A massive douchbag that has looks (in the opinion of his ignorant fans) which makes him be worshipped even though s/he has absolutely no talent. 2) A 16 years old Canadian asshole (even though he is known by his fans as a "hot talented singer that has nice hair") which is actually a 50 years old rapist. 3) Deadly lung disease. 1)
Guy one: that douch! He's such a justin bieber! Guy two: Yeah. 2) Justin Bieber fan: That was the best sawng EVAR!!!! It has everything - the word baby and that "oooowowoooowow" Guy that has a brain and any taste at music: No, in fact, Justin Bieber is a fag and he should be eradicated from this world. Or at least hit puberty. 3) Doctor: I'm sorry, you're infected with the Justin Bieber virus and you have only a month to live. Infected guy : :O Infected guy's family : :o |
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| 7. | Baby Monkey | ||
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...to be a clingy, needy tragic mess. I'm so baby monkey today
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