Sure, we are all happy for our friends' new arrivals. They post pics on Facebook, and we Like them. A pic or two is cool, but not fucking 325 of them. The endless fountain of babies splattering all over my Facebook feed like a money shot makes me want to vomit. Fine, I'll admit it: they all look the same, and I'm a baby racist.
by Corporate Monk3y September 15, 2011