BP'd

1. Used to describe a screw up of epic proportions.

2. It can all be used to describe anything epic-ly awesome in a very sarcastic manner.

3. Also used to describe any horrific act.

"so, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night" "oh yea, i BP'd that vagina til 4am!"

how was your final?

oh man, I BP'd that sh!t then immediately went and got wasted!

I got BP'd last night and now im dealing with this epic hangover

i couldn't have BP'd that better myself

Dude...I just poisoned a whole ecosystem...I bp'd that shit up!

BP'd by pinkerten June 8, 2010

bp'd

An excessive spill in which the cleanup is handled poorly or not at all.

Dude you are so wasted you just bp'd your pants.

bp'd by rusackson August 21, 2010

BP'd

The act of expelling feces from your body that is foul beyond the boundaries of the human imagination at a British Petroleum (BP) gas station, usually done in protest of the deepwater horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Person 1: Man did you see what I did to the bathroom?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: I BP'd the shit out of that place, it was awesome!
Person 2: Cool story bro.
Person 1: For the Gulf!

BP'd by cool-story-bro August 9, 2010

BP DP

To get double fucked in both holes due to the BP oil disaster

Fisherman Tom - Wow BP oil has killed all my fish....and thier boat just hit my dock! I just recieved a BP DP!!!

BP DP by M Mac July 14, 2010

BP DT DTF

An acronym that stands for Beer Pong, Down Town, Down To Fuck.

A lifestyle originated by a group of visionary UTexas college students in Austin, TX.

Typical Thursday/Friday/Saturday Night:

10 PM:
Brethren congregate with copious amounts of beer to cap off the week and indulge in the play of good ol' Beer Pong, while loud EDM/Dub step music plays in the background. Girls often surround the BP table, laughing and cheering on the men.

11.30 PM:
After several rounds of BP, the men reach a checkpoint as they start thinking about leaving their premises to go Downtown (6th Street).

But before leaving, in the spur of the moment, the men shotgun a beer while chanting "Let's get weird" at the top of their lungs.

MIDNIGHT:
Arrive Downtown. Start off with Jagerbombs. Then, go bar hopping to get really hammered and to then find hot women who are DTF.

2 AM
Eat at Big Bite/Kerbey Lane Cafe, or get delicious trailer food. Occasionally, mess with/con people to see their reactions.

4 AM
Pass out with bros or sleep with a hoe. (Bro before hoe, unless hoe wants the bro)

11 AM - 1 PM
Eat Brunch with the bros and rehash the events of yesternight for anyone who suffered a blackout event.

Bro 1: "Yo bro, what do you want to do this fine Friday night?"

Bro 2: "Let us follow our tradition of BP DT DTF"

BP DT DTF by Slick Nick Big Richard Apple M April 16, 2013

BP DAY 

Booty patrol day

shes thick its definitely BP DAY

BP DAY by johnyboi23 September 10, 2018

BP Disaster 

Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms

Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!

Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.

BP Disaster by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012