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bearded ax wound 

bearded ax wound by Anonymous September 19, 2003
A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.
I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.
ax wound by dan December 5, 2003

axewound 

A wet, dripping pussy.
I shoved my monstrous dork into her axewound.
axewound by Goad January 20, 2003

hairy ax wound 

cunt, vagina, female gentalia
You could see her hairy ax wound under her white pants

Axewound 

A slang and derogatory term to describe a vagina based on it's similarity in appearance to the injury received if someone was to be hit by an axe.
This can also be used to specify that a female was undergoing menstruation at the time with the similarity being that an axewound would also bleed.
Male 1 "There better be some beaver at this bar tonight, I need some gash!"
Male 2 "For sure, the chick I have meeting me later is bound to let me plow her axewound"

Or

Male 1 "How did your night end up sat? The girl you bailed with was smoking"
Male 2 "Yeah def not a coyote, problem was got her home and she wrecked my sheets! She didn't bother to tell me she was recovering from an axewound"
Axewound by microwave_fresh October 16, 2009
Well, its about time to go to the gynocologist and get the old ax wound checked out.
Ax Wound by chap500 June 17, 2009