the study of the movements and relative positions of celebrity butts interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.
/əˈsträləjē/
/əˈsträləjē/
I am studying a paper on Kim Kardashian for my Asstrology class, in my bathroom, with my buddy, Dick.
Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
Asstrology suggests there will be 7 planets left when I'm done with Uranus
by Michael de Nostradanus November 03, 2015
The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.
The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology
by raleigh99996 October 19, 2011
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 08, 2021
"How much echo does your anus make when you burp?"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"
by Swegmazterx April 29, 2021
Don't bother with your horoscope, it's just asstrology.
My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.
My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.
by Rilcis January 22, 2011
Fortune-telling-from-da-stars bu**s**t dat predicts whether you'll be allowed some tail in da near future.
Asstrology can work both ways, y'know --- you might be told seemingly-positive stuff (i.e., "You'll definitely get some a**") by a medium, but it could just as well actually mean dat you'll encounter one or more individuals who either derisively moon you or behave like a total "donkey-orifice" towards you.
by QuacksO May 07, 2025
Predictive/analytical research based on da size, shape, firmness, color, texture, etc. of someone's behind.
by QuacksO March 30, 2025