Ass Hamsters 

1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.

1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class

Ass Hamsters by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008

ass hamster 

Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'

ass hamster by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003

hamster ass bitch 

insult

u are a hamster ass bitch

hamster ass bitch by buttscartcher21 August 11, 2017

Hamster ass 

Another lame insult which means "You queer".

*As a homosexual struts by*
Person: Damn! What a hamster ass!

Hamster ass by Uwarsbetty March 14, 2008

asshamster 

a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees

bob is an asshamster

asshamster by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008

asshamster 

In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.

John follows the Boss around constantly; he's a major asshamster.

asshamster by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003