The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics
The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.
by cmdrmonkey February 20, 2005
To lip sync; or to dance in a retarded manner as the wrong vocals one was to lip sync to play in the background.
Audience Member #1- "What the hell is she doing?! We all know she's not singing..."
Audience Member #2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."
Audience Member #2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."
by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006
a woman who can;t sing for her life, and can KILL a person by screeching in that way that she does when she sings,yet had really good songs; dancing dumbass
by Schergan October 16, 2005
A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.
Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.
She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.
Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.
Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.
She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.
Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.
Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.
by Lindsayyayyy May 15, 2006
a total poser who sings so horrible that they have to blame everyone other than themselves for their talentless drone of a human being self. Please, close all doors, lock all windows, and stay as far away from the presence of her as you can. Dont turn the television or radio on. Shes all over it. Oh, and isn't it ironic how she said she never lip-synced but then she made excuses for doing it, then once again said she didnt? Hm....
"Like, OMG! It was my daddys fault i lip-synced. No, it was the drummer! No it was my acid reflux! NO! It was the ice cream man!"
Hah. I also heard that Ashlee is going to label her new cd "It was YOUR fault"
Hah. I also heard that Ashlee is going to label her new cd "It was YOUR fault"
by Marissa F- yo February 16, 2005
The biggest poser in the world!!!! She is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Lavigne, which is just really sad. She also cant sing and her voice is done with a machine and the only reason why she is famous is because of her sister and all those stupid trendy 12 year olds like her.
"Ashlee Simpson is the worst singer ever and the worlds biggest poser!!" -me
"I know, no one likes her lol" -my friend
"I know, no one likes her lol" -my friend
by Rammstein_kicks_ass March 3, 2006
Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.
by billy_liar13 July 18, 2006