Apergis 

A man who gets no girls ; A man with a godly body ; A man who has the tendency to have sweaty palms/armpits ; A man who has no skill in talking to girls ; A man who comes from a wealthy family ; A man with a very big noggin ; A man who has major plans for the future.

Apergis has a body of a god ; Apergis's ink matched his godly body so well.

Apergis by FreshWinkie64 October 29, 2010

Aspergistan

A magical place. Aspergistan refers to the state of being so unbelievably stoned on cannabis that one cannot function socially and thus must retreat to a comfortable space, which is then designated as “Aspergistan”

Chad: Yooooooo that bong hit took me all the way to Aspergistan!

Aspergistan by weenschnitz August 24, 2021

aperisteve 

pronounced (ay-pey-ra-steev); an appetizer consisting of Redi-Whip sandwiched between two Pringles. First presented on The Colbert Report 3/30/2010.

In an effort to provide her guests with the highest quality fare, the hostess prepared, canapés, hors doeuvres, aperitifs and aperisteves.

aperisteve by BillyJackII April 2, 2010

aperghis 

The greatest family that has ever existed. They come from The Netherlands and a Greek island called Paxos. The whole family is amazing and so sweet. When you meet an Aperghis your whole body lights up with joy!

The Aperghis families are so cool.

aperghis by Patty.B69 July 12, 2017