Almeida

A legend/god, someone that is unstoppable and is great at everything, especially rock band.

holy shit it is ALMEIDA!

Almeida by Jo Schmo January 23, 2008

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Almeida

The BEST last name on the planet! Their smart, beautiful, crazy, creative, the best to party with and the sweetest people you will EVER MEET!

Holy shit it's an Almeida!

Almeida by INSERT_FULL_NAME February 27, 2020

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almeida

a horse that went crazy in world war one and had a derformity along with his rider max.
---disease known----- amenorrhea

psychology/biopsy-
almeida the great loser in world war one that didnt exist

almeida by DonkDOnk May 23, 2008

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Almeida

(noun / verb / masterclass in zero consequences)
1. A walking indictment of the system. When someone drinks, drives, obliterates a coworker’s car, injures them, runs from the scene, gets arrested later, shows up on the evening news… and somehow keeps their job like they just missed a staff meeting.

2. The ultimate “rules are for other people” speed-run. A flawless execution of criminal stupidity paired with god-tier immunity.

3. (verb) To Almeida a situation – to stack felonies, lawsuits, and headlines, then stroll back into work untouched while everyone else wonders why they even try to be decent humans.

Example sentences:
“That wasn’t an accident — that was an Almeida.”
“If I did one-tenth of that, I’d be unemployed, bankrupt, and shunned. She Almeida’d it and got benefits.”
“HR watched the mugshot, shrugged, and said ‘she’s still good.’ Legendary Almeida behavior.”

Almeida by AllegedlyAllegedly December 23, 2025