Almeida 

A legend/god, someone that is unstoppable and is great at everything, especially rock band.

holy shit it is ALMEIDA!

Almeida by Jo Schmo January 23, 2008

Almeida 

The BEST last name on the planet! Their smart, beautiful, crazy, creative, the best to party with and the sweetest people you will EVER MEET!

Holy shit it's an Almeida!

Almeida by INSERT_FULL_NAME February 27, 2020

almeida 

a horse that went crazy in world war one and had a derformity along with his rider max.
---disease known----- amenorrhea

psychology/biopsy-
almeida the great loser in world war one that didnt exist

almeida by DonkDOnk May 23, 2008

Almeida

(noun / verb / masterclass in zero consequences)
1. A walking indictment of the system. When someone drinks, drives, obliterates a coworker’s car, injures them, runs from the scene, gets arrested later, shows up on the evening news… and somehow keeps their job like they just missed a staff meeting.

2. The ultimate “rules are for other people” speed-run. A flawless execution of criminal stupidity paired with god-tier immunity.

3. (verb) To Almeida a situation – to stack felonies, lawsuits, and headlines, then stroll back into work untouched while everyone else wonders why they even try to be decent humans.

Example sentences:
“That wasn’t an accident — that was an Almeida.”
“If I did one-tenth of that, I’d be unemployed, bankrupt, and shunned. She Almeida’d it and got benefits.”
“HR watched the mugshot, shrugged, and said ‘she’s still good.’ Legendary Almeida behavior.”

Almeida by AllegedlyAllegedly December 23, 2025

Almeida Filho Reinaldo

when you are fuckin' gay and wanna suck some dickies

He's Almeida Filho Reinaldo, he sucked everybody

Almeida Filho Reinaldo by Ally oasirrrwrwrw June 2, 2017

Tony Almeida 

Second best fucking character in 24.

Tony Almeida is the only male person that can make Jack Bauer cry.

Tony Almeida by LVL 70 Elite Tauren Chieftain January 11, 2008

Avery Almeida 

A Avery is a good, kindhearted, and beautiful person but sometimes Avery’s can say the wrong thing at the wrong time but always fixes it in the end.

Omg that Avery Almeida girl does her makeup so beautifully and she is so kind.

Avery Almeida by Daddycass December 25, 2019