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All gear, no idea 

This is when you see people (mainly middle aged men) walking around an amateur golf range with all the equipment that has probably set them back a small fortune, however, they havent even played before and completely useless, yet they have still spent all that money.
Rob: Oi Dave, see that retard smash it into the bunker?
Dave: Yeah, guess hes another All gear, no idea hero....
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All the gear no idea 

When someone has all the equipment but are acc shit. Typically used for people playing sports
Barry turns up to play tennis with a newly strung Wilson's racket (sheep string ) with nike shoes but still shanks the ball

John ' all the gear no idea mate '
All the gear no idea by anonymous December 30, 2020

all the gear, no idea 

When someone is operating an piece of machinery or a vehicle, usually expensive, with no idea what they're doing.
"That kid just destroyed his clutch trying to do a burnout. All the gear with no idea."
"Look, now he has the hood up taking things apart. Should we tell him the clutch isn't in the engine?"
"......no."

"My brother just spent over eighty grand on a sailboat."
"Has he ever sailed?"
"He went canoeing when he was 10. Once. He flipped the canoe."
"All the gear, no idea"

idiot
all the gear, no idea by BNox June 15, 2016

All The Gear, No Idea 

This is where someone has all the gear and absolutely no idea. Jeff Lightfoot has absolutely all the fishing gear, however he hasn’t a clue, his wife is also whore
Being defined as “ Jeff Lightfoot has all the gear, no idea for fishing, however no idea as he never catches, his wife is hot
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026