2 definitions by BrownusBearus

All gear, no idea

This is when you see people (mainly middle aged men) walking around an amateur golf range with all the equipment that has probably set them back a small fortune, however, they havent even played before and completely useless, yet they have still spent all that money.

Rob: Oi Dave, see that retard smash it into the bunker?
Dave: Yeah, guess hes another All gear, no idea hero....

by BrownusBearus July 25, 2010

UMMM!

The sound made when something absolutely amazing happens, (cumming on a girls face, doing a perfect headshot on CSS, getting a hole-in-one in golf), to perfect this sound you must have a fairly deep voice and put all your power into it until your throat hurts!

Rob: Finally fucked that girl Alex last night, as i cummed over her tits i let out the greatest 'UMMM!' ever, i'm not gonna lie, IT WAS GOOD!
Adam: Thats what i like to hear!

by BrownusBearus August 3, 2010