That moment when you're on the toilet and you've done a particularly messy dump and realise you've not got a toilet roll near you. So you detach yourself from the toilet like the 'Alien Queen' in search of another roll.
He pebbledashed the toilet like something out of a war zone then noticed he didn't have any toilet paper. This is when he had to perform an 'Alien Queen' and detach himself from the toilet and seek out another bog-roll.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).