Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.
Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.
During mating season The Algenys willflash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.
The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts
An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.
Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:
10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x
Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*