Alabaster Disaster 

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

Alabaster Disaster by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

alabaster jackrabbit 

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.

Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.

alabaster jackrabbit by inbeedee September 5, 2019

alabaster retard 

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh

Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard

alabaster retard by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

alabaster retard 

A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.

Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"

alabaster retard by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006

Alfster

1) A mythical urban superhero who haunts inner ring suburbs righting wrongs by infiltrating and undermining groups of menaces to society and rendering them mindless with his tricks.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.

1)"We thought the Alfster was just one of us until he disappeared leaving us with a headache and empty wallets. On top of all of that he ended up with all of our women by the end of the night."
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.

Alfster by Petergozinya May 26, 2009

Alabaster Flying Squirrel 

when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.

Sarah had a slumber party last night and I gave each of her friends an Alabaster Flying Squirrel.

Alabaster Flying Squirrel by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008

Alberter

The term describes something that is absurd and humorous. It is particularly used to make fun of someone by correcting them.

“I’m sorry did you just say alberter?”

Alberter by Jack of all trades January 17, 2020