6 definitions by Crispin Whattley
What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005
Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005
To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005
When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005
A detrimental comment usually alikened to calling someone a penis. Used in a few rare films with great hilarity
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005